Two intelligent people can't fall in love, true love needs one idiot.

Aaj achanak rabba luck luck luck barsa ki yaad agyi

Me after hearing microwave, air fryer, avocado, broccoli etc. in a youtube recipe

if you could bring back 3 people from the dead, who would those be??????

Election jitane ke baad Neta sabse pehle apni icchaye puri karta hai janta ki nahi....

Only break the Loop can break my eat-sleep-repeat loop

here it is btw

Pasandida mard ko mai hi pasand nahi :)

Mumbai BKC ka naam change karo yaar. Kya vahiyat naam hai!

when abhishek turns 55, he'll be abhishek pachpan

meri maa ka birthday hai ismein juth hai yeh? meri maa ka birthday hai.. yeh bhi juth bol dengi yeh? arey meri maa ka birthday hai.

Agar sab likha hua hai toh bhagwan ji ne mere kisse me usko kyun nahi likha?

Salute to these chain snatchers who don't differentiate between powerful and common people 🫡

siraj when bumrah is out

Siraj called the dropped catch as "mere saath jo kal haadsa hua.." Trust him to be overdramatic each time 😭😂

The world if rice was a high-protein food🎀