i miss my chiropractor

HISTORICALLY A VERY BAD SIGN FOR ENGLAND TBH

She's back. Simone Biles will return for the balance beam final. #TokyoOlympics

the FDA. has also fully approved. giving my forehead. a little smooch

i want to be sooooo rich someday like even have enough to rent a 1 bedroom

A delightful Tuesday night

Twitter is cool because you can log off to go pick someone up from the airport and have dinner, and when you come back your entire timeline is nothing but people worshipping an anthropomorphic poptart that was paraded around then ritualistically sacrificed at an altar

GREAT WEEK FOR ANNOYING PEOPLE

“You know how to ball, i know Aristotle” is actually INSANE! #TSTTPD

watch football

DRAMA AT THE FLOOR FINAL‼️ Following an inquiry, Jordan Chiles score was changed from 13.666 to 13.766 giving her the individual bronze medal 🥉

HELP?!? TAYLOR SWIFT JUST TRIED HOLDING SPACE FOR THE LYRICS OF DEFYING GRAVITY WITH CYNTHIA ERIVO AT THE #GRAMMYs 😭😭😭😭😭😭

TAYLOR SWIFT OWNS HER MASTERS I REPEAT TAYLOR SWIFT OWNS HER MASTERS

🚨 People Magazine reports that Scooter Braun had no involvement in Taylor Swift’s deal to buy back her masters, despite recent reports: “Contrary to a previous false report, there was no outside party who 'encouraged' this sale. All rightful credit for this opportunity should

“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well maybe i asked for too much but maybe this thing was a masterpiece till you tore it all up

"you look happier" yes taylor swift is engaged after years of dreaming about fairytales and happy endings and someone who will sweep her off her feet and she's finally getting it