Helsinki Airport! It’s 5am! Don’t fuck me around at check in!

ITV interviewing a family at the England game, 3 generations of men introduced as grandpa Terry, his son Terry, and HIS son, 8 year old Terry. Incredible representation for the nation.

Tomorrow I finally get to shout again. Looking forward to sharing a stage with Empire State Bastard and this stacked lineup 💪 📷: Joe |

The Nuclear Blast Records repress of Mire is released in just over a week. Available now via Bandcamp (UK), EVIL GREED (EU), Night Shift Merch (USA) and Imprint Merch (AUS)

Instant classic. UP THE VILLA! 💜

Mire repress is released today. Same album as ever, still pretty good, go buy it if you’d like.

Dumped everything i know about bus touring in to a blog post incase it’s any use to anyone else making the leap from van tours to bus tours. You can read it here: johnhel.ps/blog/bus-touri…

This is my Album 3 stage fit.

Who the fuck is looking up diabetic footballers? My best bet is Ed Gamble looking for kinship.

My Uber driver is blasting Barry White, at 5:45am, and telling me about how he was kidnapped last time he went back to Nigeria 🫡

Back out today! Merch for Northlane for the next month 🫡

The way we as a society board planes is wildly embarrassing

Took a step towards the empty ‘EU Passports’ line before remembering and joining the massive ‘All Passports’ line

Back in Europe, where an adult human will stand in front of me wearing a t-shirt and confidently say they don’t know what size they wear.

A squirrel broke into the venue

Just asked a guy what size hat he wanted 👌

Back in the UK! Northlane are killing it on this run. Birmingham tonight 🫡

Overheard in Camden: ‘What was it we went for, an Indian or a curry?’

I ordered 3 diet cokes tonight. I would suggest buying stock now if this trend continues.