I think i follow this account the same way algorithms try to show you content that will make you angry. I just can’t believe people in the replies actually think this shit lol

keep in mind, Guitar Center's main competition is currently controlling the market solely because they provide candy with their gear orders LMAO

This the hottest woman on the planet what is he saying

If Jerry Seinfeld dates another 17 year old he’s gonna get a main course of knuckle sandwich!!!

I have dementia but only for the last beer I drank

I had a dream about my ex but instead of it being sad there were no bullshit turkeys with sunglasses and mustaches walking around and a pterodactyl shooting homing missiles at them. 😭😭😭

Linkedin type people are so insufferable and are in a constant cycle of craving attention and validation. It’s insane. Lady openly admitting she stole from charity.

brady ♈︎ It’s not all it’s cracked up to be

One of my most embarrassing moments is when I was 14, I’d copy and paste Cardi B tweets to my Snapchat story and pretend it was me saying it to pander to all the girls I wanted to date. I have no idea why I did this.

Awesome

I have a face that only my mother and every Macaque monkey could love

I’m willing to turn on her if and only if your ass is larger than hers

I have a whole multi year project playlist dedicated to just that

hearing him groan and plead for help like that because he broke every bone in his body after crashing his flying machine would seriously give me the ick!!

If I had one wish I would wish for a giant pumpkin head

It’s unprecedented what im doing with my high 5 figure job

Minions on their days off

So fucking badass