I got sanctioned for showing up hammered to a sanctions hearing.

I must admit that I thought the whole “Sydney Sweeney American Eagle ad is Nazi coded” thing was just a meme Karen had other plans

Three Year Letterman What are we supposed to do if we hate nazis but really love a nice set of cans?

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Just told my client they’re gonna pass their OSHA inspection with flying colors

Every good workers comp attorney knows to slip the carnies a little cash to loosen the bolts on the rides.

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Three Year Letterman INCELS WORLD ORDER Between all the Twitter posting, tick-pulling, and bar fighting, it’s impressive that Catturd still made time to run over his dog.