Am I the only one that was pissed when I grew up and learned that they lied all those years by telling us Curious George was a monkey, when it turns out he was really a fucking ape? Monkeys got tails and apes don't, damnit! It's a fucking fact! Lying bastards!

In 1986, I was really pissed at how unfair it was that Johnny Depp could get his hair to do this, but I couldn't. (But I was still pretty fucking cool, though).

College students protesting about shit they don't even understand are all stupid pussies and bitches that think they are more relevant than they really are.

Why are Gavin Newsom, Karen Bass and Kamala Harris not out there on the streets of L.A. throwing bricks in solidarity alongside their constituents? Do they not support the cause? At least Maxine Watters is out there being her true self, shouting bullshit at National Guard troops.

"Leadership" Dems are panicked now that they realize no one will ever again believe any of their tired bullshit. Never fucking again. Never. They are terrified that their Lord Soros has grown unpleased with their performance and will punish them for their many recent losses by

Can anyone explain to me why regular folks have to be referred to as "cisgender" these days? Why do we need a label at all?

This Iran decision drama is enough already. It's time to drop the damn MOP.

This sign language interpreter lady is my new fave interpreter. She lays that shit down with passion!

The Midnight Hammer DOD press conference that just wrapped up was awesome. It's Pete and Raizin' Cane just laid it down! Doubters and Haters can officially fuck the fuck off. America is back and in a very impressive manner! That was a spectacular conference.

Diddy just got convicted of being a pimp. That's it. Simple as that. After all that.

Is it just me, or is Kamala's skull actually shaped just like this muhfugger that was in everybody's 1980 fridge?

6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon got absolutely fucking nothing on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. Every fucking possible topic or phrase is directly related to those two for the foreseeable future. Turning the channel or scrolling down don't help, either. Damn! God bless 'em, I guess.

Sheriff Beaufort T. Justice of Texas saw this shit coming back in 1978! rashida Fucking tlaib. ilhan Fucking omar. zorhan Fucking mamdani. omar Fucking fateh.

Why the fuck is this asshole still here?

Saw this online. Hope no one takes it out of context. (Admittedly, I unfairly cropped out the next line. But still....).

Dan Bongino going undercover!

Check out these chyrons from CNN this morning. I like to watch them at times just to see how much bullshit spin they try to put on everything. (Poor Scott needs to get outta there). Anyhow...they can frame it however they want. I call it "Karma's a bitch!"

Just a little fuel for the Libs on this beautiful Trump Day from my good friend, Grok.