Window washers at a children's hospital - This deserves endless retweets

Please get the lights back on. I can't listen to Shannon sharpe anyone #blessingandasky

Jack White = best musician this century

If only Prince would perform...

The lady behind me with a super annoying voice needs a job where she's not on the phone this often

I love twitter on trade deadline days

Which team needs Tim Tebow more? #HeatvsBlackhawks

"You down with OCD?" "I'll respond as soon as I arrange my as-yet-unread magazines by month!"

Screw my bracket, I'm on the FGCU bandwagon now

Awesome period. So do we have Iginla or not?

Jackie Mother Effin' Bradley

Urges to deny facts that conflict w/ your politics or religion thwart efforts to embrace reality & make a better world for it

watching an 80s documentary series on nat geo. So much cocaine

We got him!

Celtics could really use rondo about now.... Or anyone who can complete a pass

Honestly I don't care if you are gay or straight as my teammate. As long as you don't listen to Nickelback. #courage

Shitty loss. Gotta say, the Blackhawks were a filthy good team

Finally, the 2 year championship drought is over. Go sox

trrg