By the end of watching this I realised I’d been smiling the whole way through

‘Guy who throws water in face’ typecasting is a concern

You've seen him in Medici, Vikings Valhalla, The Liberator and more and we're excited to have #BigSlickKC first-timer Bradley James with us this year - welcome Bradley! #BigSlickKC #CelebrityAnnouncements 💙

My face on a clock. It’s about time!

Hard relate #Lionesses 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Well played Spain 👏🏻 🇪🇸 Come back stronger #Lionesses 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

When asked who is the wisest person I know, I shall now be replying “Jocelyn”.

There were significantly more grimaces in the audience than this edit suggests

English weather in a picture

I should apologise to Latvia 🇱🇻. It’s my favourite song so far which means it won’t win 😶 #Eurovision2024

Don’t want to jinx Switzerland🇨🇭 as well but 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #Eurovision2024

The madder the better. Croatia🇭🇷 🤌🏻 #Eurovision2024

Let’s Go 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Dear England One day it will come home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Congratulations Spain, the better team won 🇪🇸

“They’ve got a lot to do here.” is BBC Olympic commentator code for “They’ve got no chance” #Olympics2024

Davey Holmes’s Annual Harry Potter Cricket Cup is today and being livestreamed. Gryffindor v Slytherin Unfortunately for Gryffindor, once again I’m playing for them youtube.com/watch?v=8cKVpJ…

Wage caps. At every single level. I don’t care if an English team never wins a European trophy again. I don’t care if prem football becomes championship standard. If the season starts with all 20 teams believing they can win the top flight, we’ve fixed it.