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There is no greater high than your wife asking you if you accomplished a household task (that she fully expects that you forgot) and telling her that you did it.

Ok so when email was invented who told all the carriers they needed to let us know that they will be closed on all the holidays that literally everyone else in the country is closed for?

I once had 22 puts during 18 holes and all 22 puts I was looking at the hole during the stroke. Sometimes the weird stuff works.

America was built on the backs of men who smoked cigarettes, drove without seatbelts, and had bacon for breakfast. If you miss your biohacking routing this morning - you’re gonna be okay.

The southern lights 🧨

Literally every legacy carrier does this.

Yearly reminder that “I ain’t as good as I once was” by Toby Keith would be the perfect theme music for the PGA Champions Tour.

I’ve been saying this the whole time. Putting into insurance business terms… Carrier isn’t giving new appointments... Buy agency that has said appointment. Rinse and repeat.

I’m so excited to announce that I am starting and will serve as the Chief Meteorologist for the Alabama Weather Network, a new endeavor to serve all 67 Alabama counties with the most accurate weather coverage possible. Whether it's a blue-sky day or there’s severe weather

It’s going to be fun to watch the desperation of some of these carriers that are set in their ways in a few years.

Can our players stop getting arrested? Thanks!

This is an insurance tweet if you want it to be

They were just ashamed to be at a coldplay concert

Look how they shine for you! 🤩

Happy masters day to those who celebrate

RIP Gone too soon. #hulkhogan

How dare they expose me like that

Hey Grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile? doesnt need to be a mutual, dont tag them, just say who it was.