Very nice of the Liverpool players to show solidarity with female footballers by taking terrible penalties themselves. #CommunityShield

If Everton sell calendars of Jack Grealish's calves, all their money problems will be over. #EFC

I wonder when Kaveh Solhekol will be telling fans who don't like domestic games being played abroad to go and play padel or go for a swim.

Monday: Leeds 1-0 Everton (Calvert-Lewin 90+5'). #EFC

2 goals up in normal time and in the penalty shootout, and they still lose. Spectacular Spursiness. #SuperCup

I wonder what other footballers there are whose last name is also a scoreline.

Morgan Guilavogui mainly plays right wing... #WelcomeDibling #EFC

If anyone buys a shirt with his name on the back, it will be very awkward if the last three letters peel off.

#EFC

Happy #InternationalDogDay! #EFC

Yikes.

A great night to be a half-Grimbarian Evertonian! #GTFC #EFC

Under the lights. #EFC

Tyler-Jay Robert Dibling joining an elite club of Everton players with a hyphenated first name. #EFC

Not all former Manchester United managers... #EFC

Actually, there's only one Z in Scrabble. You would require a blank tile for the second Z but you wouldn't get any points for it, so his Scrabble score would actually be 20. (Yes, I'm petty but I don't care.)

Whenever I'm having a bad day, I just check how Neal Maupay's career is going and smile. #EFC