I’m just a big hairy American capitalist. I like money and I hate socialism. I’m a mix of Buckley Jr., and Friedman. Come at me libtards.

The house servants didn’t make my bed.

My local radio station went from playing a set of Dave Matthews Band to playing the new TikTok Anxiety song. #SHRINK

Just saw a penny on the ground and didn’t pick it up. #Catholic

Fantasy Football Name: Coke Pony Express

Currently hungover, working, and ruminating about how I’ve wasted my summer. #SaturdayScaries

Four weeks.

FROM THE DESK OF CHAD B.: It has come to my attention that several members of SMU Sigma Nu have made “Instagram Burners”. Please be aware of any Instagram accounts claiming to be Clemson ‘09 Sigma Nu. -Chad Bradington

Playing “work” is so much fun.

DEPORT THE TEXAS HOUSE DEMOCRATS #PHAGS

For “Instagram Burners”, this one’s alright. Made me chuckle.

“Women are too hot to be gay.” -Wyoming “Tex” White

“I am so happy and grateful that the Lord has blessed me with the ability to drink beers with the boys.” -Jameis Winston #unlimited

Not even close.

I don’t care about the stats. Get Fatrick Reed on this Ryder Cup team.

Is the word “unbeknownst” a complex word? I just had to define it to one of my friends.

Newsom is cool until you realize he’s a liberal.

The band is back together for this week’s TOUR Championship.