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Me, knowing nothing changes at midnight

Stay strapped, train, and carry one in the chamber.

Solving The Social Security Issue in 60 Seconds

Yep!

So lemme get this straight. I’ve been busting my ass my whole life, trying to make ends meet, while the government steals my income and uses it to fund trans musicals in Ireland and sex changes in Guatemala?

24 hrs from now I’m kicking it in Florida on a vacation that’s long overdue.

Detroit is probably the nicest airport I’ve ever been in. That blows my mind.

Only thing Cain Velasquez did wrong was miss.

GM…☕️ All immoral gun bans must go.

Advirsity is a privilege. A lot of people don’t understand how great a life with adversity is. Without struggle there will be no greatness.

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People often forget that while you’re allowed to fail, you’re not allowed to quit.

Hey you fat fuck, I believe in you to stop being a fat fuck. You read that? I believe in you. You got this. You tubby moo moo bitch….

History repeats itself? 1988: - America has a TV-star Republican for president. -Orcas start wearing dead salmon hats. -America shit stomps the entire Iranian navy in 8 hrs after they fucked around. In Operation Praying Mantis 2025: - America has a TV-star Republican for

Holy shit. I think I hate the government guys. Not a particular party, but like the whole government.

They lied about Epstein, Diddy, Iran, Gaza, Libya, Iraq, Syria, 9/11, Covid, vaccines, shutdowns, 2020 election But they definitely are telling you the truth about WW2, the holocaust, civil rights movements, South Africa, Rhodesia, and the great replacement Enjoying the ride?

When your mom no longer books your doctors appointments so you have to just ignore the symptoms and hope you don’t die