I find it hysterical that this aircraft will replace the 48 year old B1, and the 33 year old B2, but when it comes to the 70 year old B52 they’re like “nah, that one is good to go.” The newest B52 airframe was built during the Kennedy administration.

There was an ad campaign for vodka in the Wall Street area about a decade ago that I think Musk would have loved:

This is exhausting. I have two small children whom I love dearly, but I totally get not liking kids. They’re loud! They’re messy! I spent an hour looking for my keys because my 2 year old threw them in the hamper! Not liking kids is perfectly rational. I love them though!

My sister stopped by today to see the kids, and when I sent over a picture I took, my sister’s boyfriend (who’s a tattoo artist and graphic designer) thought my daughter looked like a grunge album cover so he made her into one.

MY DAUGHTER IS FOUR YEARS OLD WTAF???

Brick, by Ben Folds Five. It’s very like simmering that happened to me when I was a teenager, and the song occurs on my birthday.

It doesn’t have to be this way. New York has some of the most restrictive voting laws in the country - there was no early or no-excuse absentee voting at all before COVID - and I have never once waited more than 10 minutes to vote, in NYC, Long Island, and upstate.

I’d like to sue a company with this HR policy.

This actually reminds me of a nifty feature in Android 13: you can set “lockdown mode” as an option when you turn off your phone. This will ONLY allow the phone to be restarted with a PIN — something cops cannot force you to provide, unlike biometrics.

I needed this laugh today. This is the most absurd thing I’ve seen in a while.

Picking my wife up from rehab in the morning. 2 year old says he doesn’t want to come. I’m kind of nervous about it myself to be honest.

Just heard “Sleigh Ride” by The Ronettes for the first time this year, and was reminded that when the chorus comes on I always sing in my head “Ring- a- ling- a- Deng Xiaoping”