After a month's holiday in beautiful 🇿🇦, we are getting ready to fly back to the 🇬🇧. It is time. Thank you! It has been one incredible holiday.

Thank you 🇿🇦. This has been one incredible holiday. Goodbye!

“This is it, this is happening” Tickets on sale this Saturday 31st August (🇮🇪8AM IST / 🇬🇧9AM BST) Dates: Cardiff Principality Stadium - 4th/5th July Manchester Heaton Park - 11th/12th/19th/20th July London Wembley Stadium - 25th/26th July & 2nd/3rd August Edinburgh Scottish Gas

In the time between Oasis splitting up and reforming, Watford have had 19 managers, Luis Suarez has bitten 3 people, Chelsea have signed nearly 200 players, Man City have accumulated 115 charges, VAR has been introduced, and Tottenham still haven’t won anything.

Twitter, help me out! Let's talk private #dentalinsurance. Pros and cons. Prices for 2 adults and a 6-year-old. Worth it?

Surely Ocado delivery drivers are the friendliest bunch ever? Keep doing what you're doing. You are amazing.

Be honest. Everyone trying to get #OasisLive25 tickets, do you actually know their songs or are you just wanting to see them perform Wonderwall live?

Sorry Oasis! Great band and all that but I am not paying those stupid prices from ticketmasteruk. Oh well.

Let’s just hope their relationship lasts till then.

My first official day as headteacher is tomorrow. INSET day. Ready? Yes. Excited? Absolutely. Nervous. Not really! Sleep will be a luxury tonight but I can't wait for this amazing privilege.

Ready for this! Come on boys, let's get to #FinalsDay.

Amazing! Thank you.

Thought for the day. Forgive.

Surrey are Finals Day bound! 🙌

See you on #FinalsDay at Edgbaston, Surrey Cricket. Get in.

Finally. Homeowners.