Me fighting demons from my childhood I never asked for

Me (dying in a car accident): What's the best pose for the paramedics to find my body?

When you're so DSM-5 301.83 (F60.3) and they're so DSM-5 301.81 (F60.81)!

I need to merge with someone who has OCD so we can mellow out each other's energies.

So Harry Potter is just a fan fic of what if a secret H*tler cult attacked a castle school in Antebellum South.

He says he likes a bad bitch and I'm bad at everything!

Does anyone know the artist? I would like 1000 of these to remind people.

Shout-out to the guys who's top emojis are 🤤🥵🥰🤩😍. The best and the worst of us!

ADHD is a misleading diagnosis. I don't have an attention deficit. My attention span is powerful and unwavering, but it's also feral and ungovernable.

Bro lost his vape! 🤣🤣🤣

What's your most feral moment?

"Are you a boy or a girl?" Oh, I'm actually nonpracticing.

Yeah, I'm expecting! Oh, I'm not pregnant; I just have anxiety.

A reminder that the American Alliance for Equal Rights is a white supremacist hate group whose lawsuits oppose equality and equity.

Hey me and my partner were having a #debate! Guys, help us out. When you get done peeing do you squeeze the balls to make sure it's all out?

I don't want my body donated to science. I want my body donated to goth girls!

Please robot person, I need this...

I will not "git gud" if I get anything it will be worse.

I don't want a dream job; I just want to be a creature.

Me, watching abandoned house videos: I can fix her...