Professor crashes out over cheating students - it gets better the longer you watch. 😭

This legitimately might be the best throw in baseball history

evidence of pete doing something spectacular:

what if he gets CTE and strangles her

ALRIGHT WE GOT CONFIRMATION. TIME FOR A CONSOLIDATION THREAD 🧵 WHO IS THE MINNEAPOLIS MASS SHOOTER ROBIN WESTMAN?

Hmm...

LMFAOOOO

police officers stuck around to watch these guys try to land skateboard tricks, saying ‘we’re not leaving until you get it,’ and even turned on their sirens in celebration when they finally did 😂

I gave my cat this button to press when he's hungry. I'm now his full time slave

Bitch Ass Faggot of the Day

Nooo doubt about this one from Nico!

That feeling when your girlfriend from high school finally gets engaged. I used to tell myself: Andrew, it’ll be ok. She wasn’t right for you. I just hope her husband isn’t some handsome buff football player.

Jerry Jones next time he's out in Dallas

Dallas GM's the second they get a generational talent:

PUDGE!!!

Jerry Jones in the owner’s box watching Micah Parsons sack Dak Prescott for the 4th time on SNF in Week 4

Dansby's FIFTH RBI of the night! It's the 5th inning...