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No wonder he failed

Lmao This kid

Had to go back for another round of Guardians after our afternoon nap

It’s hilarious to see how the momos think of tax. They honestly think that you should pay tax on every pet project a communist wants to take your money to fund. It never crosses their mind that you are a person with your own finacial obligations. To them you are just a tax

I want an anti sagging law NOW

Ret me terr you why vaccine goo pho Merica

Never flying American again From now on this is a Southwest family

MMA is the the wing coded and Trump understands that. Just remember- this momo applauded a troon man flashing his fake tits on the White House lawn.

The Hulk!

Home. Finally home. TY lord for a wonderful trip. And thank you for the gift of home. Amen.

Might be a shroom night…

Asians are good at angles until it’s time to pararrer park

Remember that song by Player baby come back? This dude said “baby come back, you can blame it all on me” Like mfer…have you ever met a woman before? What kind of deal is that? She was already blaming all that shit on you to begin with. Come up with a better offer.

Apparently Kill Tony had a retarded guy on… And then my wife tried to explain to me that it’s normally not a retarded guy on the show… And I’m like ok… I’m not the retarded one. I know this isn’t how the show goes normally.

Shave everything but the bottom of ya nuts and they’ll have a goatee A scro-tee

So George Floyd couldn’t control his drug regimen and now I can’t find fucking primo? Man… Bring back BLM! Bring back Fent!

Somebody keeps farting on my couch And then i realized I’m in here alone It’s just me Farting

Kill this mfer Revive him And kill his ass again