It ain’t all it’s cracked up to be.

I murder child molesters. I have freed trafficking victims. I was literally be in a coma for over a month and a half, nearly die, find out I’m a creature of legend, wake up alone and abandoned, AND I’M STILL THE MOST HATED PERSON HERE?

I’m tired of believing in shit. Belief got me into a coma.

That sounds like a bad sex move.

He charges extra.

[never seen it either, so we’re good]

m.youtube.com/watch?v=E0LAs7…

Favorites? At least I know I’m safe then.

Literally my life right now.

I was in a coma for 48 days, been back awake a week, and literally no one cares. I wish stability was all I needed.

THE HOSPITAL GAVE ME OJ WITH PULP AND IT IS THE WORST! I’M BLAMING @MsZoonosis!

When is a monster not a monster? / Oh, when you love it.

I’m just gonna say it: It’s fuckin terrifyin ta think of marriage as is, but with the way he’s described it, I’ve decided I’m never getting married. That’s pure horror.

I don’t like it, put it back!

Your Mama is a woman after my own heart.

Babies are nothing if not honest. He should have known then to never do it again.

Glad it’s behind him.

I want ta tell the ginger hottie that it ain’t no use screamin bout them infidelizers cause don’t no one listen they keep doin it, but we all gotta learn the hard way.