A client of mine, a manufacturer of tiddlywinks, is spending a lot of time and money closing down their largest factory. That seems to be counter productive.

A supplier of mine, a social media management company, has informed me that Take That lead singer, Gary Barlow, has blocked me on Twitter. Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it.

A client of mine, an architect, said that a recent study has shown that he shouldn't try to add unnecessary rooms to his house.

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A client of mine, a historian, was telling me that Napoleon's remains are buried in St Helena, whilst his skull is on display in a Parisian museum. He thinks it's a shame to keep Napoleon's Bones apart.

A client of mine, a perfume shop, are starting to wonder if they should have opened yet another outlet. They've got more scents than money.

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A client of mine, a music journalist, told me that The Proclaimers’ lawn is getting out of control and they are blaming B&Q. They’ve been to Bathgate, no mower, Linwood, no mower, Methil, no mower, Irvine, no mower….

A client of mine, an ornithologist, told me that ravens have 17 primary feathers called pinions, whilst crows only have 16. So the difference between a raven and a crow is a matter of a pinion.

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A client of mine recently hired a new employee, a lady called Sue Denim. He's had a few issues with her and in fact he isn't even convinced that's her real name.

A client of mine, a farmer, was looking for funding to buy a new herd of cows, but turned down a rental agreement he was offered elsewhere, in favour of my fixed term HP. Otherwise, he felt he could be paying for heifer and heifer.

A client of mine, a shepherd, said that untrained sheepdogs are hard to come by.

A client of mine, a TV producer, is launching a new 3 part documentary on the Spanish Sheepdog Championships. It will go out on Channel 5, starting September 12th and is being presented by Juan Mendendez-Dog.

A client of mine, a music journalist, said that Paul McCartney is hoping to compete in this year’s London Marathon, having been disqualified in 2021. He was banned on the run.

A client of mine, a Chinese restaurant, has seen their energy bills rise almost £10k in a year. In trying to make savings, they’re not able to turn off all their lights, but they do Dim Sum.