Being a straight guy that gets primarily romantic attention from gay men is so eye opening…it has made me realize that us guys really fucking suck at flirting

The most jacked guys in the gym are doing assisted pull-ups. The puniest little bitch boys you know are going to our favorite bar without you and ordering fun little drinks n apps at a great price and posting boomerangs to instagram.

Fat and greasy in December. And I love my life…! Ha ha !

House sitting and I see a prescription bottle on the counter

(Sees a guy whose dad was our middle school lacrosse coach) What’s up dude is your dad still telling people they can go home and jack off if they’re not gonna hustle

As a matter of fact no, I don’t think that “jelly roll’s glow up needs to be studied”

He wanted his cookie so bad

Podcast idea. Bernthal. Grillo. Scott Adkins. Affleck/Damon slide through occasionally. Talkin about military stuff and also scuffles they’ve been involved with.

The Rip. We pulled a rip. Wheels up boys we gotta Rip. Crimestopper tip just came in - Rip time.

There are too many skits

GRWM SAHM Edition; Packing hubby’s lunch for a long day at ICE

Turks really take the ice cream trickery serious gd

Had the Jimmy John’s gyro and it’s fahsl

This is something that would happen to my neurotypical ass

Pete Hegseth makes me feel seen.

You thought the instagram ad was an actual post. You laughed at and liked an H&R Block instagram ad. You’re such a fucking loser dude. I hate you so much.

Men shouldn’t be taking low exposure iPhone pics during golden hour. Grown ass man with a “skin care routine”. There’s a war against bald men in this country. Weighted vest assisted pull-ups jiu Jitsu three four days w some peptides promo code “NORESTFORCEOS”