Latest training footage ahead of the final. Spain training like it’s the semi-final of MasterChef. The Lionesses perfecting 4-4-2 and fold-crease-press. Let’s bring it home, girls. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏆

🚨 Bayern Munich reach total agreement with Liverpool to sign Luis Diaz. Deal for 28yo winger €75m + permission granted to travel for medical. Proposed 4+1yr contract at #FCBayern. Now ~£190m sales since Hughes became #LFC sporting director The Athletic | Football nytimes.com/athletic/65155…

With Díaz on his way, who’s saying no to Wirtz wearing the No.7? Makes so much sense. 7️⃣ ❤️👊🏼

Only Spurs could bottle a “HERE WE GO”

Now put a bid in for Benjamin Šeško — just for a laugh. 😂

With Diaz and Chiesa goin’, the songwriters around Liverpool’s heads will be falling off two boss tunes gone, and now some poor bastard’s tryna make “Ekitike” sound catchy on a ukulele outside Anfield. #LFC #YNWA

Me birds got The Climb blasting while she’s cleaning up, and I’m stood by the door ready to pick me ma up from Asda with her daily shop of 100 bags full of scran. One of me favourite tunes though bit of perseverance, bit of self-belief, and a boss chorus for when life’s bootin’

Big thanks to Luis Díaz for everything in a red shirt. He grafted every game, scored some belters, and helped bring that title home. Now he’s off to Bayern wish him all the best. He gave us memories, and he’ll always have a place in Anfield hearts. #YNWA ❤️#Lucho

Some people ask why I’m a Moody Bastard… I’ve been one since birth. Doctor slapped me, I stared at him like he’d nicked me last Rolo. First baby grow said “Can’t be arsed.” By the time I could walk, I was already tuttin’ at people in Woolworths. Smiled once in 2005 only ‘cause

It’s horrible what’s going on in this world. Hamas hides behind civilians. Israel bombs them anyway. Both guilty and it’s kids on both sides getting buried. Free Palestine from the lot of it. Free Israel from it too.

Big win for the Lionesses yesterday and I’ve just bagged a pair of the keeper’s signed gloves. Not sure if they’re legit though… one of them’s got ‘Argos Value’ stitched inside.

Trump calls Sadiq Khan useless, and Starmer jumps in with ‘He’s me mate.’ No surprise Starmer’s the kind of dickhead who’d shake hands with the arsonist while his house is still on fire… then have a BBQ with him. Absolute shithouse. 🔥

One oil cheque and they’re talking like a global superpower. ‘Tell Liverpool to back off?’ They couldn’t even tell Joelinton where to stand two years ago. Wind it in your Sports Direct with a sugar daddy.

Newcastle went from dreaming of Ekitike & Isak in a 4-4-2 to ending up with Ramsdale.

The new bank card has just arrived. 💰 ✅

Looks like it's gunna piss down later on 🌧️