Here's where I'm currently at on the map of places to get a drink (non-club, for free) in London late (earliest closure 2am). I'll keep adding when I can be bothered to look! Up to 109. google.com/maps/d/u/0/edi…

Would we have appreciated the military prominence at Bejing? #closingceremony

Where's Sting? #closingceremony

Where was our Andy Hamilton when Brazil brought theirs? #closingceremony

Erectile dis-function #closingceremony

@StevenMulhall you actually have a job?! What you doing!

@StevenMulhall how have you not mentioned that sur site before. its brilliant!

Get your paws on the TunnelBear app! (tunnelbear.com) and browse privately from another country! TunnelBear

RT to win a pair of VIP weekend tickets to V FESTIVAL 2015! Feat. @calvinharris, Ellie Goulding, @kasabianhq & more! bit.ly/skvfest

Awaiting the bride 10m and counting #rowanandlydia

We're off! Snow White and the seven bridesmaids...#rowanandlydia @StLawrenceJewry

The wise man built his house on Rock. Rowan built his house on Rock n Roll #rowanandlydia

The business bit #rowanandlydia

The best men, adding immense value! #rowanandlydia

#rowanandlydia #lairy

The morning after #rowanandlydia

Just done my first post chestnuts fart of the season...twas as sweet as Christ's mercy

So I think prick that is my lit up Reindeer has Shit itself. Merry Christmas my loves.

EVERY YEAR Chris Rea just drove past me.. wonder where he's going?

Would love to have got off my nut with these 2. #Fridaysessions