Elon Musk: *slams dick in car door* Musk Fans: Masterful gambit, sir

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I’m my own sugar daddy.

I assume that when the poll ends Twitter goes down and that will be the end of it?

So many people say stupid things, and you'll be tempted to explain how insanely ridiculous it is, but you don't even know where to start. So what would be a good GIF for that?

Watch me talk about the future of tech design and subtly promote a cool company I’m a shareholder in (got caught): tnwtalks.wistia.com/medias/8c9pux3…

Obviously I’m against fur, but every time I see this photo I kinda wish I could wear this coat…

A plot twist more unexpected than Glass Onion…

Is this a sign that it is time for me to start an OF? Because I haven’t even started and already the losses are substantial:

Meetings suck -> put it in an email Emails suck -> let’s put it in a shared document Shared documents suck -> let’s just quickly meet so we can decide on stuff No wait, meetings suck!

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How come if you want to see all the books by an author at Amazon it shows you the same books in all the languages there are? That’s so incredibly inconvenient…

I have neighbors that make love very loud. They don’t just moan but scream when they’re into it. One of my other neighbors had enough apparently and shouted “stop the fucking noise” Then I heard him laugh at his own unintentional joke. (They did not stop the fucking noise)

Marc Backes Check out what @boris did 😝 x.com/boris/status/1…

How much would it be if you could have any amount transferred to your bank account tomorrow (tax-free)? One caveat: the amount will be public. All your friends, family, and strangers will know about your newly found money. Which amount would you pick?

I’m really excited about our announcement today – Rise is now available to anyone who wants to try it. Getting to this Public Beta state took us 2,5 years of building, polishing, talking, redoing and lots of debating. I hope you want to try it out! For me personally, working on

I’m not an investor but I was so excited about what Rise has built that I invested… And now you can try it too;

Ed Balls!