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Not sure if I should be An Elon reply guy, a pornbot reply guy, or a cryptobot reply guy? willing to take suggestions and bribes Elon Musk

Thinking about joining the freemasons Alex Jones Joe Rogan Tucker Carlson Andrew Tate Dwayne Johnson you all seem like level headed fellows. Could you help me with my decision?

its not an attempt to be clever. I really do need cash. for 10 bucks I'll troll the shit out of your worst enemy for half an hour. can't afford shame in this (enter name of political leader you hate) economy.

Business idea 146: Professional Cuck. I come over to your place and sit in the corner while you have sex with your partner, I occasionally yell something like 'I'm so upset right now' while I read my book. taking investment offers.

Is their an X equivalent of the Indian guy on Youtube showing me basic life skills?

hey MrBeast how much would you pay me to sit in my house, living off nothing but Uber Eats Pfizer Inc. brand benzos and Dr Pepper for 3-5 days? But instead of being locked in my house, I can just go and do shit when I want too, but i have to sing instead of speak.

Just found out, I can schedule a tweet (wtf do you call a tweet on X)

i know i'm cool because only hot women crypto experts and fitness gurus follow me.

the key to success is doing the same thing over and over again. unless you're doing it wrong. Then its just a path to failure So just don't do anything. (Extract from upcoming motivational handguide)

its pretty crazy how casual racism exists on this site.

following so many random people just to make confuse the weird dudes that look at your profile to try and figure out how to best insult me.

Gold Coast vs Adelaide might be the game of the season. #aflsunscrows

Thilthorpe vs Andrew is my new favourite rivalry. looking forward to the celebrity boxing match 20 years from now #aflsunscrows

You don't here about Ghouls much these days. Its all Zombies and Vampires. Is there no love for a Ghoul in modern society? don't think you're too good for Ghouls.

Back in my day we used to call Fitness Influencers and Instagram models try-hards and posers. also back in my day we use ethnic slurs with impunity treated your wife like she was property and had a heart attack at 30. (my day was kinda messed up)

Enough with the May the 4th Stars Wars tweets. you're either shilling a corporate brand or shilling a woke agenda and according to my feed, that should cover about 90% of you.

Been listening to that RFK dude. looks like its a good time to invest in Polio, before the market booms.

go away for awhile and come back to a bunch of crypto scams and porn offers. this place is trash

Anyone out there gone Gay for Pay? doing research for a Readers Digest article.

what's the female version of bro? what's the female version of dude? the older I get, the less I know