I wonder what colour the “Mind the Rapist” stickers will be?

I bet his dad Full is happy

We have a Prime Minister who is out of touch with the British people. We have a Chancellor who doesn’t understand basic economics We have a Foreign Secretary who doesn’t value Britain and its history. We have a Home Secretary who is making it unsafe to leave our homes. Labour

My nephew's been doing some roof work in Newcastle today 🙌😂 #MUFC 🔴⚪️⚫️

Yes 🙌

Welcome Ben 🙌🔴⚪️⚫️ FTM

Take a look inside a refreshed Carrington, where Ruben's reinvigorated Reds strive for success 📈🔴

Let's see your screensavers. Ready for the new season 🫡 #MUFC 🔴⚪️⚫️

I fucking hate the way modern players take penalties. That Eze miss was a prime example. What the fuck are those run ups about 🤦‍♂️

I still can't believe we're not in for Donnarumma ! One of the best in the world & available at a knockdown price 🙁

So my mother has been waiting for her appointment to get a new pacemaker fitted. Finally got one through the post today. For the 21st July ! The NHS & Royal Mail are fucked. The countries on its knees. Fucked !!

Her dad imalittleteapotshortand will be buzzing

Week one, game one and already I've had enough of hearing Virtz in that screechy fucking scouse accent 😫😭

Push pineapple shake the tree 🍍

Y.O.R.O You Only Rattle the net Once 💪 #MUFC 🔴⚪️⚫️

We started that game lively and gradually got worse. The second half was as poor as last season. Depressing 🙃

Good evening. #MUFC must be playing. First win of the season please. A few goals would be nice as well 🙏👊 🍺🔴⚪️⚫️

We deserve everything we get with this clown in goal 🤡

Unbelievable how many times Dorgu gets away with foul throws 😂

Congrats to Grimsby, much deserved from a highly embarrassed United fan. Onto Burnley !