Boom Bama!

One nation Under Trump!

In the beautiful Midwest, windchill temperatures are reaching minus 60 degrees, the coldest ever recorded. In coming days, expected to get even colder. People can’t last outside even for minutes. What the hell is going on with Global Waming? Please come back fast, we need you!

In 2 days the anniversary of the biggest hoax ever portrayed by the United States will be celebrated!

Anyone know how long it takes a broken heart to heal?

A good friend told me the other day, you miss a 100% of the shots you don’t take. I believe that to be accurate!

I can say I have a lot of wonderful people in my life and I feel truly blessed. So I say to her vaya con Dios! And move on!

21 days to break a bad habit. 14 to go!

Most people know the price of everything but the value of nothing!

Good people shouldn’t waste their energy on bad people!!!!!

Put your heart all in when you got the best of it, protect it when you don’t.

There are a million ways to do most things. Don’t pick the shittiest way possible to do them.

I knew the devil had sent her! Just couldn’t believe it at the time! Beware of demons disguised with angel wings.

Please tell the devil hey when you get back to where you came from!

Word!

When Horace Greeley said “ Go West, young man”. He probably didn’t mean only as far as Mahomet!

My tweets are awesome!

When you go, will you go by the way of the righteous or the damned?

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Bring on the Dead and Co! #CNNNYE