Alright lads popped for a couple of San Mig missile’s Woe betide me if I’m not out on the first hoot of the horn 18-50 go well

Bootlegger Nice early weekend warm up. Spare a pint and pop it it here. fundraise.cancerresearchuk.org/page/chloes-gi…

Well I’ve the art of the sailing the ship and keeping the crew happy the sea may be unpredictable but I’ve finally learnt how to weather the storm lads 🔥

2nd innings of the Tuscan chicken working wonders for captain lads

Deeeew I can almost taste it lads last lap incoming 🍺

Deeeew what a feeling to get your life back have a great weekend lads

I’m blasted watching Alien that ducking film is 45 years old and still blowing where the sun don’t blow 👌

Bore da lads I slept like a log 🔥is off to the zoo today which gives me a free afternoon pass most definitely worth celebrating 👌have a dammed good day lads

One acca up one acca down the mystery of life continues never be greedy lads go well and enjoy the night

Box clever and the game is easy lads

Me and the flamethrower are on the settee drinking wine and watching late night at the proms glorious celebration of music 👌

Deeeew love a nice cosy night on the settee ❤️

Day off tomorrow watch the darts tonight and stick a film on later bang tidy lads

Deeew been in Monday Club getting some fodder in for the game lads

Just dropped my kebab

I forgot I bust the corkscrew on Saturday night adapt and cover come lads

Overdid it a bit last night so I’m grabbing a butty and watching the footy in bed tonight go well lads