intelligence is the ability to get what you want wisdom is the ability to know whether or not you actually want it

everyone harps on and on about the importance of being kind, but what about the importance of being REASONABLE

it's been 1.5 years since i've lived in japan but i just remembered that ATMs close there (as in, you get charged a fee for using them outside of business hours M-F) and got pissed all over again

life is coming from you, not at you

scanning barcodes is an intensely satisfying sensory experience for me, would it be insane to become a part time grocery clerk to scan more things? this would be like the time in 2020 when i became a catering server because i wanted to go weddings

broke: "baby it's cold outside" is inappropriate and date-rapey woke: it was a progressive anthem for its time (the 1940s) galaxy brain: the male and female singer are engaged in a long-winded dubcon fantasy and deeply enjoying every moment of it

i was rly jealous of everyone getting X payouts but then i remembered i'm a content editor and also get paid to tweet every day

why do republicans think tim walz having an asian girlfriend would make me less likely to vote for him? sounds like fun to me

i hate halloween what do you mean you're the statue of priscilla chan that mark zuckerberg comissioned to revive the ancient roman tradition of making statues of your wife

"interesting and fun" two 'shoulds' i didn't know i was operating under booritney.com/p/interesting-…

reliably enjoyable activities (for me): - jogging in ggp while listening to radiolab - drinking cute tea and eating cute pastry (pictured) - creating arbitrary asana tasks for the satisfaction of completing them - pressing buttons

the loneliness epidemic is why the most belonging you've felt this week was doing group shots with strangers at the club

my dream crime is going to a frozen yogurt shop and pulling all the levers

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i wonder how many toastmasters signups have been directly inspired by listening to obama's speeches