another meal from leftovers (quesadillas using taco night leftovers), teen approved

5: hey mom, I mean hey apple me (confused): yeah? 5: KNIFE! (idk what is happening)

about once every 10 years I fry donuts the way my mom taught me. they taste like my childhood and they are so so good 🤤

#caturday

5yo, whisper singing to the tune of happy birthday: …you look like beef jerky, and you smell like one too

I really like basketball but I can never reach the hoop so I don’t like basketball —5yo

desert = 🏜️ dessert = 🍰

this is who I think of any time I see whats-his-name's running mate

ailurophile | noun | a cat fancier: a lover of cats ow.ly/JOMN50TphzT

A bit of wisdom a middle-schooler just shared with us: A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma's a pause at the end of a clause. Meow.

Do you want a brief explanation of an acorn? In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.

Catch me if you can.. 😂

New words just dropped.

as a lexicographer, I think a lot about Gödel's incompleteness theorem

whined = 😩 wind = ⌚️ wined = 🍷

Let's be sensitive to our language choices this week!

this has been the worst fucking day. pls send memes and corny jokes