every pasta is creepy if you’re scared of italians

cops on unsolved true crime shows: yeah she left behind her phone, wallet and 47 diaries about her violent husband so we didn’t investigate at all cops on solved true crime shows: we brought in special investigator Autism Jim and locked him in the basement until he solved it

I don't believe the phrase"if they wanted to they would" because I want to and I don't

HOW THE FUCK HAVE I NEVER SEEN THE FULL CONTEXT OF THIS CLIP BEFORE??

"I'm sick and tired of being poor" says man who has voted Republican for 35 years

There's another reason many men in San Francisco do not get married and start a family with their wife also

He wasn’t even a great podcaster.

the director yelled "i have erectile dysfunction"

Except god isn’t real and gay people are so grow up

The Trump Administration has just been sued for removing the Pride flag at the Stonewall Monument in Manhattan:

Genuine question. Why is your first instinct after seeing an attractive woman to immediately start thinking about gay men?

What

Thank God

Fox host asks the least appealing eunuch in media why young people aren’t having sex.

The fact that someone can so openly be so bigoted in 2026 is really crazy

Check his phone. Check his hard drive. Check on his wife/girlfriend. Check his closet. Check his testosterone levels. Angry and bitter over brown queer joy. We love to see it! 😂💀💅🏾🌈