Always try to be a giraffe. (Advice to my younger self.) merlotbookbinder.wordpress.com/2018/10/14/alw…

Happy #bankholidaybumday

The broken toy Now left behind It's sheen & ardour gone Fun days Are now mere memories There are no more to come Consigned to scrap To rot alone The laughter has now waned Solitude and loneliness Whilst rusting, in the rain

“I’m off to bed” - Translation: I’m off to stick my legs in and out of the duvet and spin my pillow around until morning.

My sybarite. My voluptuary. Like a pet, Kept, for my pleasure. Luxuries of lace Adorn your body You're mine My captive treasure #micropoetry

When the world Crashes Into the sun And Man’s Time on earth Is done Remember One thing Remains true That is I Will always Love you #poetry #micropoetry

“Can you believe it’s Christmas next week?” “Yes because we’ve been talking about Christmas obsessively for about five months now”

To the person who first said “cheer up, it might never happen!” - I hope you’re happy, now that everything has indeed happened.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do not… #MyTwitterAnniversary

Office translations. amzn.to/3xZxe8G

The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon. The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.

Thank you Ma’am, for everything.

A rainbow has appeared at Windsor Castle as the world mourns our longest serving monarch of 70 dutiful years.

British people currently preparing themselves to not believe how dark it is later.

"I'm sorry, they've just stepped away from their desk, can I take a message?" Yes, tell them I know they're still at their desk.

#MyTwitterAnniversary

If you know what this is you have fast reflexes…

The Welsh are a speedy people

It’s a shame New Year celebrations happen at midnight. 8.45pm would be ideal.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I don’t. #MyTwitterAnniversary