dads at are their most powerful when every major league sport is on tv at the same time

Have you guys seen these??? Awesome!!!

guys don’t worry about organizing, novo food hall is doing their part by blasting anarchist punk music to a room of no more than 10 old people & yuppies on their lunch break

weird al gore

RT if you’re pennsylvania-pilled

the perfection intersection of my interests

just watched a video of someone in nyc doordash deliver a meal for someone's dog (not just a bag of dog food, an actual meal) on a bike in the rain.

arabic textbooks are crazy because why do i need to know the word for ministry of foreign affairs before i learn how to say im hungry

the car free lifestyle is great and all until i want a 90 lb bookshelf from the ikea 20 miles away

kinda humiliating to walk out of a coffee shop with a cortado to go like oh yeah really gonna savor this coffee for ants as i go about my day

nothing better than coming back to the dc area and passing places like the Blowing Up Babies Center for Aeronautical Innovation on my way home

been loving dense bean salads but i fear i may blow the ceilings off my apartment

just saw one of these bad boys driving on penn ave hell yea brother

keep bringing up drag race at work

actually going to all the meetings you put off til after the new year feels like that scene from parks & rec where april schedules all ron’s meetings for march 31st bc she didn’t think it existed

baseball jerseys are too expensive, gonna pull an ilana from broad city and get this for myself instead

begging the cmu students taking the 28x home after break to pack a little lighter next time or take an uber

The bus doesn't get enough respect. Also the only reason the bus is slow sometimes is because you fucking idiots riding alone in your cars hogging the roads

something changed in me after seeing this live

packed a putrid smelling lunch for work tomorrow