Can I go home yet

My gf doesn’t know it yet but we’re rewatching Martin Scorseses’ Boston crime thriller and academy award winner The Departed tonight

jacking ur teammates off

Oh shit Kobe collab

we don’t give taylor swift enough credit for single-handedly keeping an entire generation of millennial white women from falling into QAnon rabbit holes

bet it was a good one tho

hey grok turn down the volume on my bitch wife

hilarious time to be alive bro

Someone remind me to cancel my adobe subscription and get new EpiPens

Yeah man 75 year old moms never emotionally overreact to anything that’s the perfect barometer

This exact experience happens to me about once a week

Had 2.5 lunches today #beastmode

Being tall does have some downsides for instance one of my coworkers just said hi to me after I stood up in the bathroom stall after wiping my ass because my head sticks out above the door

just got caught in a storm ask me anything

Brandon LaFell with a star on his helmet

hey caleb

Thats a schedule right there

ok but why do they make them so hard to close

#i #need #you #in #my #life #bitch