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how it feels to have had empathy for skyler my first time watching the series

we need a slur for metrosexual men

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2024.03
#しながわ水族館
#ゴマフアザラシの赤ちゃん

I encountered a maiden who, upon the first quarter-minute of our meeting, uttered “bugger,” “knave,” and “sodomite.” Since then, she hath occupied my thoughts incessantly.

this summer is gonna be kawaii as fuck ^w^

sad to announce that she’s been crushed with a hydraulic press

they’re making a white stoner history month where it’s like black history month and instead of selling black panther merch they sell big lebowski dvds and everyone is forced to refer to each other as the dude

below the clavicle

looking at the woodlands like yeah they should create a second houston with a paper bag test that costs exponentially more to exist in

prof recommended that I read I love dick and within the first few sections I find out that the author is a landlord but we will continue because she seems #freaky but like in a relatable cringe-fail way...