“Is there hand sanitizer in there?” #nmf

“I do not like sweets or bitches.”

Him: “Her hair is falling out. But her hair stunk anyway.” Her: “That’s because your bar stunk.” Him: “Yeah, okay.”

The First and Best Bonneteer.

"Do you guys have a bum I could stogie?"

Robert Spencer reads, then Poor Ol Uncle Fatty and William Blackart with #livemusic at Bluebonnet ( Bluebonnet Bar )

"I think he said 'That's all bullshit'. And he's a Baptist."

"I want a god damn blooming onion."

"I got butcher shit."

"You need to bring a girl in and mate them." "My dog? She's a lady." "Then you need to bring a boy in." "She's fixed." "Never mind."

#livemusic tonight... Audra and the Whipporwills play at Bluebonnet ( Bluebonnet Bar ) Show starts at 10pm.

"It's a $200 fine if you vomit in an Uber car. That's a fact."

"Going to see Trick Pony is worse than being a cutter." #cutmybuttintopieces

"I put a children's bible on the curb today."

"I put the fuck in Tofurkey."

"I gotta get that Uber app."

I should give up pool and take up knitting or something.

I need to buy a butter dish.

"Budgets get a lot bigger when you're making movies, not throwing birthday parties." #ballin

Repeat: "There is no Jack Johnson in this bar."