Queequeg didn’t actually die we ate him

Hey guys

just finished The Fall 🥰

Selling feet pics to pay for my girlfriends college tuition. Dm me for details!

I have a piss kink

The real hot male protagonist of the xfiles was Walter Skinner

Soon i will be joining Gillian Anderson on cur.io to talk about penises ( specifically mine )

Thinking about getting back into painting with my ass

Confirmed!

cant believe david duchovny is actually 5’8”

Me and Gillian Anderson had sex in the 90’s

Mulder is bisexual

the world is flat

blue check about to run out what should i tweet

anyways the joke died y’all can feel free to dip outta here or stick around for my once a month weird thoughts

should i go back to pretending to be the dead dog from dance moms ( broadway baby ) on here or stay david slaychovny a bit longer