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Bomethius

@bomethius

If laughing makes it worse, it also makes it funnier.

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Procrastinating for adults is flossing for the first time in weeks a few minutes before your dentist appointment, and hoping they don’t notice.

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White people was so desperate for the civil war to be about anything but slavery they made Gone With the Wind — so that one of the biggest saddest conflicts in American history could be all about a sexy white woman.

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The urge to listen to “I will go sailing no more” just so you can shout “you are a toy, you can’t fly” at the right moment. #toystory

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My problem with #TheRingsOfPower is that, much like the dark lord, himself, this show thinks that if it tells you that what you’re watching is thrillingly good, enough times, you’ll believe it. I mean what was that rings scene?

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“You’ve changed” is the greatest compliment you can receive from someone who used to have control over you and has lost their grip, especially when it’s clear they haven’t changed at all.

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Not me being on the verge of sobbing my eyes out at every increasingly emotional beat in Season 2 of The Bear only to feel like a barren void when Hulu smacks me with ads at 4x the volume of the show. #TheBearFX

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“Borrowed Time” is a duet I recorded with my sister Caroline about our recovery from familial abuse. We hope it brings comfort to other survivors, especially as we approach the holidays. Now streaming on all platforms! #abuse #narcissticabuse #survivors #recovery #healing