Procrastinating for adults is flossing for the first time in weeks a few minutes before your dentist appointment, and hoping they don’t notice.

Shoutout to Hex Hz for capturing this delightful behind the scenes gem of a moment at Sofar Sounds 🎻 Bomethius

They were really hoping we wouldn’t notice 😆 #thebatman

White people was so desperate for the civil war to be about anything but slavery they made Gone With the Wind — so that one of the biggest saddest conflicts in American history could be all about a sexy white woman.

Can’t wait for the sequel to #EverythingEverywhereAllAtOnce “Nothing, Nowhere, Never At All.”

The urge to listen to “I will go sailing no more” just so you can shout “you are a toy, you can’t fly” at the right moment. #toystory

Whatever sick bastards thought up naming porta-potties “pot o gold” need to be held down and lightly tickled.

How come Vecna has the body of Jim Carrey’s Grinch? #StrangerThings

The “D” in vitamin d stands for deficiency.

My problem with #TheRingsOfPower is that, much like the dark lord, himself, this show thinks that if it tells you that what you’re watching is thrillingly good, enough times, you’ll believe it. I mean what was that rings scene?

Inside Out 2 should feature an additional cast of new emotions, and one of them should just be tired. Pixar #insideout2

“You’ve changed” is the greatest compliment you can receive from someone who used to have control over you and has lost their grip, especially when it’s clear they haven’t changed at all.

New single! open.spotify.com/track/5DwBvhe9…

New Lyric Video youtu.be/v51htfse5og

The album is live for pre-orders! bomethius.bandcamp.com/album/awful-po…

Find what you can’t say, and sing it.

Not me being on the verge of sobbing my eyes out at every increasingly emotional beat in Season 2 of The Bear only to feel like a barren void when Hulu smacks me with ads at 4x the volume of the show. #TheBearFX

You have only 1 word to describe this move. #chesspunks #chess

“Borrowed Time” is a duet I recorded with my sister Caroline about our recovery from familial abuse. We hope it brings comfort to other survivors, especially as we approach the holidays. Now streaming on all platforms! #abuse #narcissticabuse #survivors #recovery #healing

Tesla’s Mobile Servicing Vehicles are made by Ford. That’s the whole joke.