lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up

every time I leave the house and walk around in the sun I’m like wait. WAIT. staying inside sitting in a chair all day might actually be really bad for me

$22 sandwich should be illegal. If I was president all sandwiches would be hard-capped at $9

Everyone refreshing twitter to argue with people #Debate2024

That’s not how abortion works, Donald. This is the man who wants to control your health care access and he never fails to lie about abortion and reproductive health care. Almost like he’s seriously unqualified. #Debate2024

"She’s a Marxist, everyone knows that, her father is a Marxist professor in economics, he taught her well." - Trump says (just a bit earlier, Trump said Kamala Harris stole his policies) #Debate2024

trump: execution after birth moderator: to clarify there is no state where you can kill a baby after birth #Debate2024

The Orange Conman Criminal Fraudster Traitor Sexual Predator RAPIST CONVICTED FELON Donald J. Trump is talking about Criminals. Irony is dead. The Orange Moron lacks self-awareness. The ONLY crimes are the ones being committed by him, his cronies & his MAGA MORONS #Debate2024

Donald Trump is known for praising Xi Jinping Fact Check: True ✅ #Debate2024

“Donald Trump was fired by 81 million people and he’s having trouble processing that” OH SHE ATE DOWN #debate2024

Kamala using Trump's own words: "Trump admin... resulted in a trade deficit... one of the highest we have ever seen in the history of America" #KamalaHarris #trump #Debate2024

“You made your bed, now lie in it.” You think that’s a threat? I’ll go lie in it right now.

COMING SOON! To celebrate 25 years of Simple Plan, the band is releasing a documentary with Prime Video Prime Video Canada 🇨🇦 . Discover the journey of how this iconic pop punk band came to be 🤩🤩🤩 Coming next year !!

JUST ANNOUNCED! LØLØ is coming to a US city near you next year 🖤 Which show are you going to?? Tickets go on sale Friday Oct 25 @ 10 am local time! itslolomusic.com/tour

The wait is over! Anywhere But Here by Preston Pablo is OUT NOW 🌎💙📍 prestonpablo.lnk.tt/ABH

Over the weekend we celebrated the 20th anniversary of Simple Plan’s sophomore album Still Not Getting Any! To celebrate, the band released a 20th anniversary edition of the album including ‘Crash and Burn’ and ‘Welcome To My Life’ (acoustic version). simpleplan.lnk.to/SNGA

Canadian Voter: I think who I voted for would be the best to take care of Trump, because Trump is, I’m sorry to say, an asshole.