You’d be shocked to know these are not really accurate.

Almost 10 Million lethal doses in 43 lbs.

x.com/bombadilposter… 🤔

Conservatives famously firebombing NFL offices, Targets and ABInbev. Ah yes, the famous conservative registry of names and addresses for customers of those brands.

New England company tries to insert New England artist into obviously southern tournament with southern springtime vibes and aesthetics throughout. Replacing southern artist singing about the south. Southern culture right now, ESPN tried to subvert. LindyMan ppl r not happy!

Shinzo Abe in 2020:

Listen to both speak tell me they arent the same Howard Lutnick Stuart Feiner

Darren Rovell missing the entire point of cheap Augusta concessions is the least bit surprising.

Happy Easter

Listening to Steely Dan make fun of John Lennon for being out of touch on my way to a 9-5 Laptop job.

Hi, American breakfast studies PhD here. This isn’t an American breakfast 👇🏻.

HR is doing a “team building” exercise. Asking your favorite ice cream flavor, appetizer. I serve the shareholder. I know nothing outside of that. “Excel” I respond to the first. “Production line balancing” to the second. I am satiated by quality work product. Leave me be.