Sign should read “SHIT CYCLE PATH BECAUSE WE THINK TURNING A MOTOR VEHICLE AROUND IS MORE IMPORTANT”.

World class infrastructure from Barnet Council - no other cycling signs around (other than at toucan crossing). What is this supposed to mean? Bollocks Infra

It’s going to be one of those days.

Props to the dude managing to ride no-handed here ✊️

When planning the city, decide to build pavements.

You’d think they’d be grateful that it’s given them an extra 6 hours a day in which to earn a living.

Fun fact: when Krypton Factor puzzle creator Gareth Rice-Krispie was fired from his role in 1987 for unspecified misconduct, he took his revenge on society by applying his fiendish creations to rural pathways. These structures have tragically outlived the show itself.

HOUSE OF SHIT

There are manuals for signage. There are laws about them. But fuck all that when it comes to some bonehead in a highways department breaking out some crayons and scrawling a picture of what a cycle path might look like if people with a mental age of five were left to design them.

I wonder whether the point of painting the crossing red is actually to spare drivers the sight of blood when they hit someone.

Motley.

It’ll fit in perfectly.

How much bandwidth have they got on the server? 🙂

Kind of reminds me of the line from Dr Strangelove: “you can’t fight in here—this is the War Room!” Please don’t cycle on the National Cycle Network:

“No dog fouling”, says the sign ironically attached to a massive piece of shit.

Merry Bollocks Christmas.