if my nipples want to be the star of my outfit who tf am i to stop them

Not Bella Thorne randomly entering my mind at 1am and giving me bad vibes 😩😩

wikipedia: please. please just give me one dollar i'm begging you give me anything me: [trying to look up the hamburglar's full name] shut the fuck up

There are no vegan men, just..

If I see one more targeted Facebook post prominently featuring Elizabeth Olson’s supple tits I swear to god I’m going to linger on it long enough that more will pop up

A clip from Don’t Look Up, and then a real TV interview that just happened

Watching the Bob’s Burgers movie while eating halal food is called self care

little Miss burnt out and depressed in the middle of the summer!

Vaping in bed on a Wednesday morning rewatching every episode of The Nanny with a pint of lemon sherbet before rehearsal is EXACTLY how I’d hoped to spend my summer

I’m begging y’all to remember that you’re naming people, not just babies. A 17 year old will have that name, a 28 year old will have that name, a 43 year old will have that name, a 77 year old grandparent will have that name. Maybe we should rethink choosing McKeinsleigh Graycynn

Crying on the elliptical at Equinox

Me everyday after I do my morning workout, skincare, juice cleanse, gorltboss, look for my USP delivery in the vague Bushwick hallway, 2nd juice cleanse, panic about tooth acidity era (aka Labor Day weekend)

Imagine if you had a sunflower seed as big as a laptop. That is everyday life for a hamster.

The amount of videos that get posted without people’s consent has become disgusting

calzussy

And so Mercury retrograde has ended

Would have preferred this ending to Tar