How do you sneak a cheese grater into a playoff game? NFL Chicago Bears Green Bay Packers

Tom Brady doesn’t need a job. Go enjoy being rich. Give a legitimate sports caster a chance to make a living.

This is going to be make so many old white men so angry.

I call the big one Bitey.

His Uncle was Georgia Governor Brian Kemp.

It’s rough watching former NFL players with obvious brain damage yelling on TV like they’re a drunk teenager on Spring Break.

Had to mute the Denver Broncos game, Tony Romo just blabs on and on. Dude, you don’t need a job, go enjoy your endless money in retirement and let a talented sportscaster have a chance.

Do I like this tweet? I’m not sure, I’m torn.

That would be cool. Happy Birthday Nolan Ryan!

An Olympic opening ceremony on 2 mushroom chocolates. That would be exciting. #Olympics2026

I love soup, and I wish Soupy’s was real. I’d be there right now.

Deep thoughts, by Jack Handey.

If the Seahawks can get a big lead the win is a guarantee, there’s no way the Patriots can come back.

My favorite memory of the man! Every woman my age had a crush on “Dawson” (and probably some dudes too).

I love good jokes. This… 🕺

They’re trying to use a Curling cheating incident to distract us from the Einstein films!

Nolan Ryan struck out Chuck Norris left handed.

When my copy of ‘Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back’ on VHS died… part of me died that day too.

Something Ralph Wiggum would say.

This is comedy.