Bill Belichick must’ve gotten his #stimmy this morning...

As a Patriots fan, I love this: thesportsmemery.com/articles/2z534…

These three texts on the left exemplify my last month. They also came a week to the day after the pic on the right...

Surgery last Friday, staples and drain removed today! My vulnerability is way down, but my pain is definitely increasing. Been trying to stay at 5mg oxycodone every 4 hours but I believe I’m getting more tolerant. Doc says 10mg isn’t too bad for someone my size. Jennifer Mercieca is at the BLUE place

Happy birthday, Jason Wright !

Paging Yvette Cendes I’m wondering if you could lend your expertise to a debate between me and Jason Wright. I feel the stellar nursery model is fine while he feels Jazz Emu’s SGS model should be taught first. Could you review the SGS model and let us know what you think?

Darren Aronofsky could make an infomercial about a zit popper with the ShamWow! guy, and I would buy the 4k-UHD version on VUDU.

SBF lost $16 billion in one Scaramucci.

Serious question: Person A and Person B walking past each other in a state with open carry and “Stand Your Ground” laws. Could A shoot B because they “felt threatened” due to the recent stories of preemptive shooting? “He was one of those scared people with a gun.”

My first truly viral tweet, and it comes just as this site is dying. And me with no SoundCloud to support. It’s clearly well into the top half of the logistic curve at this point. Will it limp accords the finish line to 1000 RTs? 100 QTs? It’ll be good to have my mentions back.

I hope the recognition of Fast Car leads the new generations to hear "Behind the Wall." Still stuck in my mind 35 years after I heard it. Despite its content, I sang it as a lullaby to my kids before they understood the lyrics. youtube.com/watch?v=huez5Q…

Crazy that a stadium costs more than a mission to Jupiter’s moon.

#johnnywalkerblue