just throw the Beleba budget at Donarumma it’s that fucking important

When it suits.

It’s not like you had 14 years to enact this policy now is it?

Ye da will be like “autism wasn’t a thing when I grew up” then proceed to have a room that nobody is allowed to go in without him that’s filled to the brim with 1960s Thunderbirds merchandise

Rayan Cherki, just add garlic mayo and hot sauce on my lamb doner & stop wasting my time boss.

“Yeah mate I’m gonna triple captain Jurien Timber”

Yeh, this is brand new cost cutting. Anyway here's United in 2011 on the way to the Champions League final... getting the train.

Dirty bastard

Which side does Gerrard play for then?

I've watched United long enough to see some terrible keepers. Roy Carroll, Fabian Barthez, Anders Lindegaard,Tomasz Kuszczak, but my god. We've never been this DESPERATE for a goalkeeper! Honestly, start Tom Heaton this weekend.

Pay PSG whatever they want. Pay Donnarumma whatever he wants.

No words. No fucking words. I never want to see that cunt in a United shirt ever again. Enough is enough.

We desperately need a new keeper. Bayindir is better than Onana, but my god, we need to play Tom Heaton until we get a new number 1

I'm sick of the pundits we have to listen to these days. Fanalysts, tick-box races/genders, YouTubers on Sky Sports etc. English football is dying

Fulham defender Antonee Robinson has taken to Instagram to criticise the standard of refereeing in the Premier League. Referees chief Howard Webb spoke to Fulham following their game against Chelsea to declare the decision to rule out Josh King's first-half goal was an error.

“florian wirtz”

They’ve invented the sun now

Rumour has it we backed out of the Martinez deal because that absolute plank Romano insisted on constantly calling him Dibu out of nowhere