This is what happens when you don't have Captain America in the Captain America sequel.

Gary Oldman as Dracula photographed by Herb Ritts, 1992.

You can feed kids with my money. No problem.

Opossums are pals

Tonya Harding Thank you for this, Toyota. I’ve been preaching your methods to my youth football players for years and would be honored to come have you speak to them My DMs are open

When all else fails remember Danny Trejo believes in you!

Bad look.

How do you fart aggressively? Teach me.

Police got wind of it? I bet they did.

People who use speaker phone in public should be slapped with a wet carp.

A 1980 clip of Stevie Ray Vaughan raw, distorted and extremely loud 🙉 at the 1st Tornado Jam in Lubbock, TX.

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Schrodingers bitches. So both.

it's a friday once again! ❤️

‘THE TOXIC AVENGER’ reboot will finally release on August 29 in theaters. • Will be an unrated release • Currently has 92% on Rotten Tomatoes • Starring Peter Dinklage, Elijah Wood, Kevin Bacon, Jacob Tremblay & Taylour Paige Read our review: bit.ly/ToxicDF

Heal the roots so the tree is stable.

She’s trying. I’d take some cooking classes with her. Maybe lots of cooking classes. She seems sweet enough, but I’d rather eat the styrofoam. A for effort.

Drop someone DARK-HAIRED 👩🏻‍🦱🖤🧑🏻‍🦱