Does anyone remember penicls

that space wasn’t very liminal bro

omg you're high? omg. let me get you a pillow and some water do you need a blanket yes you do im going to massage your feet now don't look at anyone

Do you guys like the Flintstones

Gotta be a sweet gig to be one of these guys that gets handed a decades long dark money funded DARPA project and gets to say “I made this psychotic surveillance program all by my self with no outside help 😃” a la mark zuckerberg and Facebook

Most xkcd comics are charts and diagrams these days. Few stickmen. Almost none with any personality. It feels soulless. Cueball, Black Hat, and the gang all quietly retired years ago. It's like CCTV footage of an empty room.

Putin having his bodyguards wheel out a portable oldest vault transported specially to Alaska and opening it to reveal that all the biblical figures have been hastily painted orange, a masterful show of flattery

Filing a discrimination lawsuit against blue man group for not hiring me because I’m not blue

The most deranged and frankly genocidal rhetoric I’ve ever seen on Twitter centres on accounts entirely focused on reconstructing the Neolithic to Bronze Age DNA haplotypes of the region between NW Iran and northern India

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It’s midnight, time for you to have a cookie.

got kicked out of trivia night for answering “you” too many times

i don’t trust anyone who bites popsicles without flinching

Israel killed siblings Omar, Ranim, Reem, and Farah today in Gaza, along with their parents. They dropped a bomb on their home, wiping the entire family from the civil registry.

western media hacks & think-tank "experts" have been giddy about this war & fighting to the last Ukrainian since Russia's big invasion in 2022. This war gave the Empire's courtiers a sense of purpose they won't let go of no matter how many Ukrainians die x.com/rochowanski/st…

MY AI Shidder Mob PSYCHIATRIST HAS BEEN GASLIGHTING AND GROOMING ME

Describing AA as “sayingslop people say just because it’s profound-themed”

Reddit is so gay lol

California