He seems to think he’s Deepak Chopra now

When did this Arctic Monkey fella Alex morph into a dreadful Nick Cave tribute act? #glasto

Judging from the performer and the bulk of the crowd, this #glastonbury finale seems to be sponsored by Saga (and I should know)

Another proper (irrespective of what you thought of her) one gone. Go well… theguardian.com/media/2023/jun…

I hope Twitter and Threads will be very happy battling for this hellhole together, then we can all just have a proper rest from the pair of them

I really want kidneys for dinner now

Three?

Starring, in no particular order, Angela Hartnett Nathan Outlaw's Parkers Arms Noble Rot and Fred Sirieix, with a special guest cameo appearance by Dave Strauss Henry Harris theguardian.com/food/2023/jul/…

When is Ed Cumming back from holiday so he can go solo dine at Dilling’s for one of his The Fence Magazine free lunch things?

I’m meant to be in Puglia atm. Instead, am currently stood in a queue at the Co-Op with a very angry and hugely pished Scotcher bloke with bag-loads of cans in front of me (and it’s not neil borthwick, surprisingly). I’m great at summer holidays, me

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I’ll never understand this game - so England is now celebrating *losing* the posh rounders? #cricket #whateverthatis

Bob Granleese Pillock

Season 2 of The Bear is some awful bollocks

Is it just me, but every time I see someone post about their holiday/meal/ingredients/home decor/cooking kit/flights etc, I now always wonder if they paid for it?

I’m confused: I’ve never seen any of these people bemoaning the destruction of an ancient and admittedly beautiful tree near Hadrian’s Wall say anything similar about trees in South Asia, South America and Africa, or wherever the fuck else they get their palm oil products from

Never in doubt 🤗

Yip

If there’s now an actual real anti-woke government minister, and it’s that one, I suspect John Crace may be out of a job very soon

I am in a proper mood. So finally opting out of this Elon Musk shit jic. Bye