just got hired at dicks to be the balls

making faces at her pussy

white people be like “your ass is in the jackpot pal”

making my momma jokes

your body is tea but I need to be alone right now

how is their 23 year old son a 45 year old black man

caught my girl on the jeremy renner app… sick to my stomach.

I got a roster full of ai bad hoes that do whatever I say

when is bruh island

dude we’re getting a grip later if you want to pull up

are trans women allowed to get the mia khalifa lick n sniff fleshlight mold as their pussy

looks like someone found a camel crush!❤️

Hooping in my Hansen Yang icon jersey

starting to think chopped and screwed was about me

30 tabs on my laptop now it’s experiencing ego death

(at the deli looking at the ham selection with a 9mm pointed at the clerk) me: which one of these motherfuckers cried wee wee wee all the way home

Yes I play Fortnite. Yes I’m 23 years old. Yes I talk back to my mom. We exist.

bro will you talk to me like lovers do

when is retarded dyke awareness month