When I say I want them wings tossed I mean SMOTHERED mf’s with face tattoos be stingy DROWN THEM MFS IN FRANKS HOT SAUCE need em FLOPPIN in that shit like a three month postpartum single mother on a nights outing

#UFC305

I’d actually be terrified of London was drowning and I lived by the river. I’d probably move

Michelle Obama flying down the ramp on all fours and grabbing a steel chair from under the ring and using it to knock Kamala out of the race would make me flip

Lord Miles Official Dunno if it’s possible to will yourself out of mental health issues you actually have, but definitely a lot of people are willing themselves into having mental health issues they don’t actually have

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Girl “powerlifters” are so funny to me because they come to the gym with like $600 worth of gym clothes and equipment just to deadlift 185 pounds for 2 reps

I find myself not caring about what city people think as much because if an apocalypse happens they’re all first to die anyways they don’t really matter

If you sign up for the hock twah girls fan-based-subscription-whatever the fuck you should not be allowed to vote and quite frankly should be shot

the cashier at the airport when i press “no tip” at checkout for a water bottle

Snapchat be like “Good morning! Here’s a 7 year old memory of you coked out at a Dave & Busters with a woman you thought was the one”

When you’re black out drunk at the bar and someone plays Creed on the jukebox:

Are white women allowed to do the white guy head nod? Seems like appropriation.

When I was in school, you had a better chance of getting chlamydia from a nursing major than being cured by one

Demagoguery

Someone just put the Tulsi Kamala clip on repeat til November

AMAZING! Scientists in Italy were able to use AI to create a 3D model of what Jesus Christ may have actually looked like, based off of new research around the Shroud of Turin. Here’s what he may have looked like!

is the cure to male depression scouting your land with a DMR ?

Louie CK Yemen mention 🇾🇪 🇾🇪 🇾🇪