She will receive adequate pasting? Yes. She will get me? NO!

I lowkey feel most of us have had this particular experience.

“She’s only joking” “It’s banter” But she block the guy😭 Small public rejection she cannot take🤭 Get in jooooor!!!

Olisssssssa Bobby. Cross˚ If na Blue Film he for no Dey alive to de tell the story on X naah.

United 🆚 Arsenal. A huge #PL game that *always* delivers... 📦 DHL Man Utd

If man toast you and you say NO, omo ope go bounce and continue to live life! Them tell you NO, you open radio Lagos and block industry at the same time! 😭😭

Women no dey believe that a man can reject them, na why that babe they crash out. Crazy thing is women are also the most ruthless when choosing men.

i really hope more “mean girls” get more Ls on here btw, more than you know

You asked, we delivered. Gen Z nurses presents: Scrub & Chill. A hangout by nurses, for nurses. Coming soon! Watch this space 👇

N70k parfait? No, thank you.

“Carlos, keen on the move” is all we needed. He is coming home.

🚨🗣️ | Ruben Amorim: “We want to return to Europe. We have to be realistic with our fans. We will have to fight a lot because there are more teams with time together than us. We have to focus game by game. We want to win against Arsenal.”

Ahhh as how naa

🚨🗣 - Ruben Amorim on Man Utd performing better than last season: "We cannot change everything in four weeks, but we're BETTER. "Step by step, we're going to be a better team, but of course, I'm more confident."

Smart answer, when it comes to the media, he knows his onions.

A fantastic opportunity to gain experience 👊 🤞 Best of luck to Toby Collyer for his loan spell in 2025/26!

Sadly some of us can’t relate ❤️

Pure class 🎩

Amorim will shock all of you.